Wednesday, April 6, 2011

A Hilarious Sixty-Second Speech


Hello, everyone! This is a slight modification of a joke someone texted me once...it made for a hilarious sixty-seconds speech at my BNI (Business Network International) meeting, and I'd liketo share it with y'all.
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital, where she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 34 years to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to go to Dr. Mugdha Raut for menopausal counselling. She started taking care of:
1) her heart
2)her bone health (with supplements and exercise)
3)her skin
She even went to Dr. Richard's clinic to brighten up her teeth! :D
She started looking like Liz Hurley.

Since she had 34 years more to live, she thought she would make the most of it.
While crossing the road, on her way home, she was killed by a speeding truck. She now asked God why he lied to her. God replied, "I didn't recognise you."

This is why you should refer to me any woman who would like to take care of her health after menopause before she has a heart attack (don't worry, I won't get her killed. :D)